Some jokes to brighten your day!

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has RM10 and you ask him for RM6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: RM10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!