15 Mac, 2008

Some jokes to brighten your day! (II)

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born


Teacher: Dol, your composition on 'My Cat' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same cat!


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' level'

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